Bathroom Trilogy.....

Okay....what is it with me and bathrooms? I swear.....

I was in the Target bathroom today.....doing my business....and a lady comes in the stall next to me. She's urinating.....and I hear "click, click, click"....she's TEXTING while she's peeing! WTH?
Can we not pee without sending a text? How about using your hands to WIPE YOUR BUTT instead of putting them all over your cell phone? I just don't get it. Maybe I'm from another era....

Do you get it? If so, explain please....help a sista out!